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Archive for December, 2009
Koop – This week’s cool band
Common sense, sound judgement, good advice – these are all things that I don’t have a lot of. What I DO have a large quantity of is music. And because I have so much of it, I often go months without listening to an album in my collection. This was the case with Koop. A weird little album that I stumbled on while digging around for artists similar to the amazing Jazzanova. The first impression that you get when you listen to their music is that it should be playing in a quaint little French cafe where they serve great coffee and tasty croissants. Hell, I felt classy and cultured just listening to the first song on the album. Anyway, I haven’t listened to their album Islands in a long time, and decided to give it a spin while having cocktails at the pool, and I’m glad to report that it fits a summer afternoon better than your favourite sock fits your smelly foot.
Koop is Magnus Zingmark & Oscar Simonsson. When listening to Koops music it’s somehow easy to believe that was put together by a small orchestra, but in fact the music is based on samples. Thousands of small clips from records puzzled together into new songs. All the drums, strings, horn sections and choirs are sampled and I think that this makes the album even more impressive. This is a very time consuming way to make music (it’s one of the reasons it takes such long time to make a Koop album), but it’s the only way to create the surreal Koop sound. One element of the music that isn’t sampled, is the vocals. Many vocalists have graced the Koop albums with their talent, and on Islands the singers are Yukimi Nagano, Ane Brun, Hilde-Louise Asbjornsen, Rob Gallagher and Mikael Sundin. For their live gigs, Koop transforms into a 7-9 piece swing orchestra including one or two singers, and the main mission is to make people move their feet. Koop themselves play piano/accordion (Oscar), sampler (Magnus), and wear dresses. Actual dresses.
Flambe – This week’s new tune
This is a preview of a tune I’ve been working on for a bit. It’s a drum driven track, very much in the vein of Copyright and The Columbian Drum Cartel. I’m still not happy with the rhythm that the percussion has, but I’m tweaking the swing and I think it’s pretty close.
Lamborghini creates Batmobile disguised as shoe
Lamborghini has released a new concept car, the Ankonian, named after a bull type famous for its black hair. It’s not the prettiest piece of design I’ve seen, but it certainly is interesting and inspires a bit of debate (which I think is part of the point of good design).
At first glance, I thought it looked a bit like the next batmobile. Then I thought it looked a bit like a shoe. Either way, it’s interesting. I love looking at concept cars to see in which direction car manufacturers are taking, but I think that Lambo’s dipped down a dodgy side street with the Ankonian concept. From articles around the web I’ve learned that it’s sort of a Reventon remix, but I think it’s like one of those weird trance remixes of a hard rock track. You can still see that bits of the original are there, even though you can’t appreciate the added extras.
Maybe it will grow on me, who knows.
Woman goes crazy with Vodacom Directory Enquiries
It’s not very often that I get to hear someone go completely mental. I mean completely should-be-on-medication and locked away in a room with little pills and big needles mental. But of all of thecases that I’ve heard after a few years working in a call centre, this woman takes the cake.
Here’s a little context – A female caller dials through to Vodacom looking to get the number for Avondale Centre in Durban. She’s clearly very upset at some (apparently racist) shit that went down in Avondale and would like to give them an earful, Unfortunately the Vodacom Directory enquiries agent can’t find the number she needs and that’s when the fit hits the shan…
I’m not sure of whether or not this is a prank, but if it is, then the woman calling in should be nominated for some sort of award, though I’m not sure what.




















