I saw these jungle cats at the La Paz Waterfall in Costa Rica while on a day trip, They were inseperable and didn’t pay even the slightest bit of attention to me.
So Starbucks is coming to Costa Rica. Which is great. But for some reason, this is the first thing that popped in to my brain.
“Costa Rican Hipsters Protest Starbucks”
Lester Hein Reporting -San Jose, Costa Rica
Hipsters across San Jose are up in arms following the announcement from international coffee giant Starbucks that they will be opening franchises in the city.
Juan A Sole, a local hipster commented on the issue –
“Until now, all I had to do to look cool was wear my older brother’s skinny jeans from the 80s with our grandfather’s glasses and just, you know, walk around with my retro headphones on. If Starbucks opens, other hipsters will be sitting there with their new iPads and Macbooks. I still have last year’s iPad – this is going to ruin me. I can’t afford those new things, I mean, I live with my parents, where will they find the money?”
Juan’s father, mister R Sole-Raiser could not be reached for comment at the time of press.
When attempting to reach other hipsters for comment, they were unable to come out of their oversized pastel colored headphones to respond. A spokesperson from the Cigarette Pants union has said that a statement will be issued when it appears to be least expected and considered most ironic.
When asked whether local hipsters will be boycotting the coffee house, he replied that his union members would, in fact, frequent their local Starbucks often and for hours on end, but that they “would not enjoy it or even like it a little bit the whole time they are there” as a form of protest.
I hope that things are better at home now, after the tragedy in the family. It was a strange feeling from over here, since I’d never seen baby Joshua, but it was still very sad for me. I hope that Robyn and auntie Nita are ok, though I can’t imagine that they will be for a while. I guess it’s part of God’s plan, but please give them all a hug and kiss for me. I prayed for them when I got the news.
Things are finally starting to look up on this side – I’m typing this message from my repaired computer and I finally have a working internet connection. I’m glad to be back and connected to the world but you can trust me when I say I was not excited to have to spend the money to get it fixed. The culture here makes African time look like they’re working lightyears ahead. If you can believe it, I actually miss the service from back home. There are so many things that are so different and difficult here. I still don’t have a cellphone sim card, though I keep getting told that I will get one any day now. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see when it finally comes around. Nights are mostly spent chilling at home reading or getting to bed early. I never figured I would suffer from such disconnection anxiety. Anyway, it’s all sorted now.
My Spanish has moved from offensive to atrocious, which feels like real progress. I’m aiming to make it to horrible in a month or two and achieve crap before I leave here. I am able to get around and buy most things I need – a combination of some basic etymology and leftovers from varsity French mean that I can sort of make out what things are. Cab drivers are another story though….. Taxis are relatively cheap here, so everyone uses them. They’re bright red and drive like maniacs, but somehow they never hit anything – some sort of reverse magnetism I suspect. Speaking of driving, the roads in San Jose have almost no potholes. Instead they’ve levelled up to stove holes, and you could very realistically get your car stuck in one if you’re not careful…
Last night I returned from my weekend at the beach. It was quite an experience – the place we went to is called Tamarindo and is about 5 hours out of the city. Around here if you drive anywhere for 5 hours you’re either at the beach or out of the country. The town of Tamarindo itself is about half the size of Goodwood and it feels like someone made it up. It’s made up of beaches, hostels, bars, surfing instructors and restaurants. The place is packed to the rafters with American college students and surfers and is so mellow it makes Plet look like a buzzing metropolis. On Friday night we partied at a very cool bar called Crazy Monkey where half of the dance floor is the pool and the dress code is strictly shorts and flip flops. I fit right in…
Saturday was an adventure day – I was up early to go body surfing in the Pacific ocean, then in the afternoon I went quad biking through the jungle. I got stuck in the middle of a stream when my ATV (all terrain vehicle) got submerged and the engine flooded with water. It was no big deal – I was towed out, we drained the water and off I went in about 10 minutes. I don’t remember having that much fun in mud even when I was little. I got to swim in a stream we found running through the jungle. Of course, much Anaconda checking was done first and a tentative shoe was sent in as a dummy.
After the ATV trail (which was about 3 hours) we made our way to the top of the mountain here which is quite high up. There’s a relay of cables that runs all the way down the mountain. Basically you’re strapped on to the line, take a bit of a run and then jump off the platform and go zipping down the mountain in the jungle canopy. The view is breathtaking and it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. There were 11 cables on the descent, the longest of which ran for 500m and was 150m above the jungle floor. I have a video clip of the ride down, and I’ll post it up as soon as I can get it off my camera.
Sunday morning was spent on the beach surfing, which is why my arms feel like they belong to someone else. I’m turning a darker shade of brown, and I must admit – I kinda like it. The drive home was less than fun. While we were stuck in one of many traffic jams on the freeway my friend’s car was hit by a truck when the trucker didn’t brake in time. It was just a little nudge, but it was scary as hell – I think the truck’s bright lights that close to us was the scariest part of all. After about an hour of arguing with the trucker (in the rain no less) the cops arrived on the scene, cleared things up and we were back on our way.
Right now, I need to catch up on a helluva lot of email that’s come in over the last three weeks in my digital absence, so it’s going to be a long night.
Tomorrow, I’ll start to get things back on track.
Lots of love,
Finally, my first couple of days in Costa Rica are here
The traveling took a grand total of 32 hours and I was exhausted when I got here, but very glad that I did. I didn’t get any trouble at any of the customs posts or passport controls. It turned out that getting out of South Africa was the hardest part of the trip.
I managed to get some sleep on the flight to Amsterdam – it was a nice spacious Boeing so I had lots of space to stretch out. The flight to Panama was a little less comfortable, but only because the plane was smaller. Luckily I didn’t have to share a row with anyone, which helped. The flight was delayed by about half a hour because the power in the place went out, which was creepy, but we got there with no issues.
The delayed departure from Amsterdam meant that we got to Panama late, so I literally had to get off the plane and run to the next terminal, which was NOT close. There were two of us transiting to Costa, and our names where already being called over the intercom (pronounced very strangely, but called none the less).
The hop to Costa Rica was less than an hour and the jet was tiny,so we had a bit of turbulence, but not too scary. What was scary was getting to Costa Rica and not seeing my bag on the luggage lottery. As it turns out, my luggage didn’t run as fast as I, so it missed the flight from Panama to Costa Rica. Three hours of waiting and sitting on a hard floor later, it did arrive though and I was finally allowed in to the country.
I have a nice enough apartment for the first two weeks, but I’m going hunting early next week. Sleeping is still an issue, I haven’t slept for more than 3 hours yet, my body’s still getting used to the time difference, which is why I’ve been up surfing the net since 3am local time. I’m going to be knackered later!
I hope that things are cool in not-so-sunny SA.